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mammaslittlefaggot:

Gay pride

Bisexual lust

Transgender jelousy

Asexual sloth

Pansexual gluttony

Heterosexual greed

LESBIAN WRATH

youngvlcanoes:

science-and-things:

hlaar:

So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.

This gif changed my life

this is honestly the best thing i have ever seen

youngvlcanoes:

science-and-things:

hlaar:

So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.

This gif changed my life

this is honestly the best thing i have ever seen

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

hkirkh:

Why galaxies have spirals 

hkirkh:

Why galaxies have spirals 

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

@Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

missdamaramegido:

i-will-pee-on-everything-u-love:

deansprite:

turntechgodkind:

Jane (??) | Dirk | Jake (??) | Roxy
and mother
fucking

dave


IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD OMFGSDGFHJ

FUCK

IT’S BACK

missdamaramegido:

i-will-pee-on-everything-u-love:

deansprite:

turntechgodkind:

Jane (??) | Dirk | Jake (??) | Roxy

and mother

fucking

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dave

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IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD OMFGSDGFHJ

FUCK

IT’S BACK

Gravity Falls AU

prism-arts:

Where everyone is food. I call it Gravy Falls. Your main characters are

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Teriyaki Dipper,

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Mabel Syrup,

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Grunkle Spam,

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and a corn chip.